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On May 19, 1973, Archibald Cox accepted an appointment as the first
Watergate special prosecutor. Less than two months following his
appointment, Cox learned with the rest of America of Nixon's secret
tapes. Over the next few months, Cox, the Senate Watergate committee,
and Judge John Sirica battled with the White House over those tapes.
On October 20, 1973, in an event termed the Saturday Night Massacre,
U.S. President Richard Nixon ordered Cox fired, due to Cox's
insistence on obtaining the secret White House tapes.

In a similar fashion, we had a dejavu this Thursday on the biggest
scandal of Europe. Comical Costas fired special prosecutor George
Zorbas for refusing his order to cover up his crimes! There is no
independence of justice in Greece, and perjurers are dime a dozen.
Comical Costas, the most corrupt primeminister on Earth, has now
ordered Supreme Prosecutor George Sanidas and Magistrate Panagiotis
Athanasiou to cover up all his crimes. Greeks consider Athanasiou
the perjurious black hole of memory! Any scandal sent to Athanasiou
is forgotten forever! But Basil Venitis is considered a white hole,
broadcasting all information on kickbacks to the universe, creating a
baby universe of venitism that is growing fast. Greeks hope for a
coup d'etat, that could hang all Graecokleptocrats and perjurers in
front of the parliament!

Greeks, victims of taxation and kleptocracy, will take care of
Comical Costas, Horse Hat, Duke of Hazard, and all Graecokleptocrats
in a new revolt. Now, nobody can touch Comical Costas, eventhough
prosecutor George Zorbas has proved that Comical Costas received
kickbacks from churning the pension funds, and a Munich prosecutor
traced billions of Siemens kickbacks to secret offshore accounts of
Graecokleptocrats.

The Mother of All European Scandals is the grand robbery of seventy
billion euros of pension funds by the Greek government, engineered by
JPMorgan! Labor union leaders keep their mouths shut, in exchange
for seats in the parliament! Raiding the nest eggs of poor workers
is disgusting, asininity, rudery, and social insecurity. Basil
Venitis notes that the latest trick of political corruption is to
send the JPM bonds held by Social Security and other retirement funds
on a churning cruise to many trading havens, in order to generate
political kickbacks from commissions and out-of-market imaginary
freakish JPM bid-offer spreads! All Greek pension funds have been
buying complex structured products in recent years, at inflated JPM
prices. This way, billion euros are looted every year and safely
deposited in secret offshore accounts of kleptocrats. These are the
infamous bonds of bondage, which are never reported to EU!

Jamie Dimon, a Greek-American, keeps a big diary, marked JPMorgan
Chase & Co. Confidential. The document is the chief executive
officer's daily update of the robbery of the pension funds of Greek
workers. Dimon, 52, has many nightmares of spending the rest of his
life in jails of his roots, Greece. In a Wall Street convulsed by
crisis, it's Dimon, grandson of a Greek immigrant, who has emerged as
the greatest robber baron of nest eggs. The paradox of Dimon's ascent
to the rank of Wall Street superrobber is that he owes his status to
the strength of his consumer business, not to JPMorgan's prowess as a
supertrader.

Dimon spent his early years in Astoria, a Greek ghetto in New York
City. He got a Harvard MBA in 1982. Soon after, he went to work for
Sandy Weill, a family friend. Weill by that time was already a master
of mergers. In 2000, Dimon accepted a job as CEO of Bank One, the
fifth-largest U.S. bank by assets. Dimon spent four years
reorganizing the bank and sharply cutting costs. In 2004, after a
short courtship, JPMorgan Chase took over Bank One in a $58 billion
transaction. The company Dimon took over from CEO Bill Harrison
resulted from the merger of Chase Manhattan Corp., Chemical Banking
Corp., J.P. Morgan & Co. and Bank One.

Venitis points out that Siemens AG of Munich is a global powerhouse
in electronics and electrical engineering, operating in the industry,
energy, and healthcare sectors. The company has half million
employees working to develop and manufacture products, design and
install complex systems and projects, spy on behalf of the German
government, and tailor a wide range of solutions for individual
requirements, including special untraceable steroids for Olympian
athletes! For over 160 years, Siemens has stood for technical
achievements, innovation, quality, reliability, corruption,
kleptocracy, espionage, and globalization.

The scandal of 1914 was the major spectacular political scandal of
Japanese politics. It involved collusion between several high ranking
members of the Imperial Japanese Navy and Siemens. The Japanese navy
was engaged in a massive expansion program, and at the time, many
major items were still being imported from Europe. Siemens had
secured a virtual monopoly over Japanese naval contracts in return
for a secret 15% kickback to the Japanese naval authorities
responsible for procurement. Prime Minister Admiral Yamamoto
Gonnohyoe resigned bringing down his entire cabinet with him.

Preceding World War II, Siemens was involved in the secret rearmament
of Germany. During the Second World War, Siemens supported the Hitler
regime, contributed to the war effort, boosted German espionage, and
participated in the Nazification of the economy. Siemens had many
factories in and around notorious extermination camps such as
Auschwitz, and used slave labor from concentration camps to build
electric switches for military uses. Almost 100,000 men and women
from Auschwitz worked in a Siemens factory inside the camp, supplying
the electricity to the camp. The crematorium ovens at Buchenwald bear
the Siemens trademark.

In 1954, Siemens broke up the Greek government of Synagermos headed
by Alexander Papagos, via secret deals with vice-president Spyros
Markezinis. Papagos was so upset about the kickbacks of Siemens that
he died soon. That's when the public works minister Constantine
Caramanlis, uncle of Comical Costas, emerged. Papagos and Markezinis
were illegitimate offsprings of Greek kings. When Papagos died,
Queen Friderica, an avowed Nazi, managed to convince King Paul to
make her lover, Constantine Caramanlis, a renown Nazi spy,
primeminister of Greece! Caramanlis was born in Caraman of Turkey,
from Christian Turks! Supercorrupt Caramanlis made so many
kickbacks, that he eventually had to escape to Paris, in order to
avoid hanging!

Venitis points out that two electronic giants have made history.
General Electric(GE) of Uncle Sam has brought us many good things in
life, especially Ronald Reagan! Siemens of Uncle Hitler has brought
us many giga scandals in life, especially the Greek scandal. Siemens
deposited billions of euros in the secret offshore accounts of Greek
kleptocrats, in exchange for lucrative contracts, such as the 2004
Athens Olympics! This is bigger than the 1914 Siemens scandal that
toppled the Japanese government, and it might as well topple the
extremely corrupt government of Comical Costas.

Venitis asserts that Siemens is tiptop in feedbacks and kickbacks; it
has the best electrical feedbacks in its appliances, and it gives the
largest political kickbacks! The Siemens of feedbacks and kickbacks
never lets its customers down, in plenty and want, in sickness and
health, in wins and losses, in elections and takeovers! During the
last ten years, Siemens has deposited two billion euros in the secret
offshore accounts of Greek kleptocrats; one billion euros to Nea
Demogogia and one billion euros to Pasokoroidia. Most kickbacks went
to Comical Costas and Chinese Costas, the Costases of kickbacks!

The 2004 Athens Olympics was budgeted for three billion euros, but it
cost eighteen billion euros, because Siemens was in cahoots with
Graecokleptocrats! Most of those billions went to the secret
offshore accounts of Graecokleptocrats. You could not get a
lucrative contract unless you gave a big kickback to members of the
Greek government! French defense group Thales was prepared to pay
kickbacks. Michel Josserand of Thales testified in May in 2002-2003
that Thales had set aside a kickback for the Greek defense minister
during negotiations for a multimillion-euro security contract related
to the Athens 2004 Olympics.

Josserand went to Greece on several occasions in 2002 and 2003.
Josserand was told to plan for a 7-10% kickback for the Greek defense
minister. In the reported testimony, Josserand also implicated former
primeminister and former public order minister in the security
contract deal, which Thales, acting as part of a multinational
consortium, lost to a rival group headed by United States contractors
SAIC. Thales lost this contract because it aimed too low for the
public order minister and the prime minister. Legendary deep
throats, Broumel and Yiannos, always demanded the highest kickbacks!
Siemens got most lucrative contracts, because it gave the best
kickbacks. Siemens is the best saturator of deep throats of
kickbacks!

European courts cannot prosecute MPs, because they are protected by
the parliamentary immunity. Comical Costas's crimes far exceed those
of Richard Nixon, but Costas cannot be impeached and prosecuted!
Venitis asserts that regulators go after weak persons to fulfill
their quotas, unless they need publicity. For the moment no Greek
regulator has gone after JPMorgan for engineering the raid of Greek
nest eggs and Siemens for robbing the Olympian funds. JPM and
Siemens are big enough to castrate any regulator who questions their
integrity. Venitis urges Uncle Sam(US) and Uncle Ken(UK) to hang
JPMorgan and Siemens for violating the Foreign Corrupt Practices
Act! JPM gives Tony Blair two million dollars every year to keep
president James Dimon out of jail! Siemens does not have to give
anything, because its executives also work for German espionage!

Democracy is very expensive, very inefficient, and extremely
corruptive. Politicians buy votes with pork, boondoggles, sinecures,
and favors, raid nest eggs, churn pension funds and the Social
Security, rob the treasury, and get huge kickbacks from gun dealers
and construction companies. It's high time to end this freakish
cycle which spirals out of control to complete destruction, and
replace democracy with venitism.

We need venitism now! If not now, when?

Venitism is a new libertarian paradigm, introduced by Basil Venitis,
which integrates politics, economics, ethics, and spirituality.
Venitists follow the Venitis Laws:

Venitis Law of Black Hole: Taxation is armed robbery that feeds the
black hole of political corruption; it's the perfect index of
corruption and tyranny. Only evil governments tax citizens.

Venitis Law of Constitution: The only purpose of a constitution is to
protect the citizens from government abuse.

Venitis Law of Democracy: Every democracy is eventually hijacked by
rabblerousers, pullpeddlers, clans of kleptocrats, bumptious
bugaboos, busybodies, butterbabies, nabobs of nepotism, cranks of
cronyism, pusillanimous pussyfooters, riffraffs of rascals, socialist
sophists, and machiavellian mafiosi. Democracy tends to
kleptocracy. Venitism should replace democracy.

Venitis Law of Depression: Only governments can cause economic
depressions.

Venitis Law of Education: There is no direct relationship between
education and schooling. You might be schooled but uneducated, and
you might be educated but unschooled. Colleges are concentration
camps for the drones of society. Internet is the best source of
knowledge and information. Internet should replace schools,
libraries, and postoffice.

Venitis Law of Environment: The best way to save the environment is
vasectomy.

Venitis Law of Equality: Death is the only equalizer.

Venitis Law of Evolution: The ultimate phase of human evolution is
the complete domination of soul.

Venitis Law of Faith: Faith is retarded thinking that keeps you away
from God. You have to become faithless, in order to start your
journey to God! You have to discover God your own way without
intermediaries. God's truth should replace faith.

Venitis Law of Government: The only purpose of government is to
protect the citizens from criminals.

Venitis Law of Heroism: Entrepreneurs, innovators, and heretics are
the real heroes.

Venitis Law of Insurance: Citizens with proper individual retirement
accounts and health savings accounts should be allowed to opt out of
Social Security.

Venitis Law of Intervention: Any government intervention
deteriorates an existing trend.

Venitis Law of Legislature: Parliaments should be abolished, because
they continuously create laws that enslave citizens, constraint
economic activity, loot producers, reward drones, and encourage
political corruption.

Venitis Law of Misery: Throwing money to misery brings more misery.

Venitis Law of Property: Governments should not own or regulate any
property. The first individual who improves or cultivates any
unclaimed property is entitled to that property.

Venitis Law of Religion: Religion is spiritual slavery. Church is
the business of religion. Religious monopoly turns bishops to
ayatollahs, and churches to Sodom and Gomor. Spirituality and
metaphysics should replace religion.

Venitis Law of Rule: Anarchy is the rule of gangs, infinitesimal
government is the rule of law, and big government is the rule of the
cancer of socialism.

Venitis Law of Selfownership: You own your body and your soul, and
nobody should dictate what you take in and what you take out.

Venitis Law of Style: Your soul needs to resonate with mighty words
and unique acts that express your style and destiny. Resonate now
and sing your song!

Venitis Law of System: The most efficient political system is
venitism, where everything is private, there are no taxes at all,
there is no parliament, and a powerless infinitesimal government is
supported by donations.

Venitis Square Law: Political corruption is proportional to the
square of the size of the government.

Venitis Tax Law: For each percent of lower taxes, the economy grows
by at least four percent more.